Rib-cage not big enough to hold my heart
salfero
Deep River, Connecticut | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
To start, I am a short, fat, ugly guy who weighs about 400lbs. An insensitive, ruthless & cruel hearted bastard who has little feeling for others. I do best at being a couch potato. Sitting around, being a 'fungi' & eating is my favorite. The closest I get for exercise or 'sports'
is chasing bugs out my place & when I throw
the bone at my dog to chase him off the table ! ...
... Now I have your attention, NO ... none of this is true.
is chasing bugs out my place & when I throw
the bone at my dog to chase him off the table ! ...
... Now I have your attention, NO ... none of this is true.
Sign
Gemini
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is
Mental Health Worker (Part time)
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Sports, Music, Tv, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
The first would be short & sweet w/ a meeting at Starbuck's for a cup of coffee.
I've Always Wanted To Try
I think it would be neat to try a ride in a hot air balloon ... skydiving might take too many balls !
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be
Views
My Religion Is
Catholic
I Attend Services
On Holidays
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
... to maintain sanity !
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rap, Dance, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Health, History, Humor, Philosophy, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is
A day at the beach, playing volleyball, night at the casino, day at baseball or basketball game, nite out dancing, day at amusement park, afternoon kayaking ... flexible interests ...
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I am ISO an educated lady friend w/ experience who has respect for herself by being health conscience & mentally well rounded. I am looking for someone who would appreciate the monumental effort I would put forth in maintaining a harmonious balance by reciprocating in the same manner. Understanding that communication is key.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Committed